Men VS Woman

Men and women are NOT alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that but now I have a proof!

Sex:

Women prefer 30-45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30-45 seconds of foreplay. Men are consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.

Maturity:

Women mature much faster than men. Mostly 17 years old  for females can function as adults. Most 17 years old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work.

Comedy:

Let's say a small group of men and women are in a room, watching television, and an episode of "The Three Stooges" comes on. Immediately, the men will get very excited and they will laugh uproariously, and even try to imitate the actions but the women will roll their eyes and groan and wait it out.

Groceries:

A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lemon and something turning green. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10 items or less lane.

Going out:

When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she WILL be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her other earring, finishes putting on her makeup and so on....

Cats: 

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women are not looking them, they will kick that cats. It's so sad...

Menopause:

When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of the changes varies with the individual. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction such as ,he buys something that can look them stylish and famous..

Offspring:

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears, hopes and dreams but a man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Cheerleaders:

Female cheerleaders are cute and sexy but for male cheerleaders I think it would be a scary thing..

Toys:

Little girls love to play with toys. Then, when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession wih toys. As they older, their toys simply become more expensive and impractical. Examples of men's toys that are popular now is angry bird...